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Be ready to dip your hands in the lucky bag of life, gather the storm clouds of fantasy and anoint your own genius. Because it is only by following the clear and concise instructions contained in this book that you can realise your childish fantasies of having a Number One hit single in the official U. Top 40 thus guaranteeing you a place forever in the sacred annals of Pop History.

Other than achieving a Number One hit single we offer you nothing else. There will be no endless wealth. Fame will flicker and fade and sex will still be a problem. What was once yours for a few days will now enter the public domain. In parts of this manual we will patronise you. In others we will cheat you.

We will lie to you but we will lie to ourselves as well. You will, however, see through our lies and grasp the shining truth within. We will trap ourselves in our own pretensions. Our insights will be shot through with distort rays and we will revel in our own inconsistencies.

If parts get too boring just fast forward — all the way to the end if need be. Now, we all know that pop music is not going to save the world but it does, undeniably, create a filing system for the memory banks.

In years to come people will stagger home down lonely streets singing your song to the strains of regurgitated vindaloo, all memory of who was behind the song lost. It is you, though, who will be responsible for bringing back those lost tastes, smells, tears, pangs, forgotten years and missed chances. So enjoy what you can while at Number One. People equate a Number One with fame, endless wealth and easy sex — a myth that they want to believe and one that the popular press want to see continued.

Along with the soap stars, sporting heroes and selected however distant members of the Royal Family, pop stars belong to a glittering world of showbiz parties, at one end of the scale, to illicit liaisons, at the other, where their lives are dragged up, dressed up, made up and ultimately destroyed. The celebrated, of course, are apt to fall into a world of drugs, drink, broken marriages and bankruptcy but even this is given the glamour treatment instead of the squalid misery that it is in reality.

Basically, a Number One is seen as the ultimate accolade in pop music. Winning the Gold Medal. The crowning glory. Most artists are never able to recover from having one and it becomes the millstone around their necks to which all subsequent releases are compared. The formula will be untampered with and the success will be repeated a second, a third and sometimes even a fourth time.

The prison is then complete; either the artist will be destroyed in their attempt to prove to the world that there are other facets to their creativity or they succumb willingly and spend the rest of their lives as a travelling freak show, peddling a nostalgia for those now far off, carefree days.

These are the lucky few. Most never have the chance of a repeat performance and slide ungracefully into years of unpaid tax, desperately delaying all attempts to come to terms with the only rational thing to do — get a nine to five job.

Of course there are those artists that have worked long and hard building personal artistic confidence, critical acclaim, a loyal following all strong foundations and then have a Number One, that is that crowning glory.

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But even then the disgruntled purists amongst the loyal following desert in disgust at having to share their private club with the unwashed masses. What can be achieved when no great financial rewards or long term career prospects allowing for creative freedom can be hoped for, let alone guaranteed? We will arrange everything. Being blokes it was easier writing it the way we did. So how do you go about achieving a U.

Number One?

Follow this simple step by step guide: Firstly, you must be skint and on the dole. Anybody with a proper job or tied up with full time education will not have the time to devote to see it through.

Also, being on the dole gives you a clearer perspective on how much of society is run. If you are already a musician stop playing your instrument.

Even better, sell the junk.

It will become clearer later on but just take our word for it for the time being. Sitting around tinkering with the Portastudio or musical gear either ancient or modern just complicates and distracts you from the main objective.

Even worse than being a musician is being a musician in a band. Real bands never get to Number One — unless they are puppets. If you are in a band you will undoubtedly be aware of the petty squabbles and bitching that develops within them.

This only festers and grows proportionately as the band gets bigger and no band ever grows out of it. All bands end in tantrums, tears and bitter acrimony. So if in a band, quit. Get out.

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That said, it can be very helpful to have a partner, someone who you can bounce ideas off and vice versa. Any more than two of you and factions develop and you may as well be in politics. There is no place for the nostalgia of the four lads who shook the world or the last gang in town.

Watch Top of the Pops religiously every week and learn from it. When the time comes it is through T. Remember, Top of the Pops is all powerful and has outlasted all the greats Cliff being the exception to the rule. I repeat, take Top of the Pops to your bosom and learn to love the platform that matters the most. After that do whatever you do on a Sunday evening but before you go to sleep that night you are going to have to come up with a name for your record company.

Nothing too clever or inspired. Something that sounds solid. Monday morning. Check that the company name that you have chosen is still sound. Be up, dressed and out by 9am. You are going to have to get used to getting up earlier; no lying in until noon now. People waste a lot of time, effort and money having stationery produced when getting a new business off the ground.

People in the late eighties can see through the smart graphics. Spend the remainder of the morning amassing the rest of the tools you will need for the job in hand.

These are: 1.

A record player the crappier the better as long as it actually works. Mass appeal records can always transcend any apparatus they are played on; the exp ensive set up is only for judging coffee table records. If there are any other records you want to add to the pile make sure there is a very good reason why they should be there and make sure they were never released as indie records or had any punky associations.

A copy of the Music Week Directory. This you will have to send off for. It will take about ten days to get to you. A hard back note book and a fine point, black ball Pentel. If you do not already have any of the above, or are unable to borrow them, then we are afraid you are going to have to spend some real cash. Hopefully, this will be the last time in the whole project that you will have to use up some of your Giro, other than the odd bus fare and phone call.

If not, download a phone card, the more expensive the better. Using coin operated telephones is crap for the obvious reasons: there are usually queues, are often vandalised and the money runs out thus making you look like an inefficient dick head and not a future Number One.

Dig deeper into your heart and you will know that you are just lying to yourself. All eras in pop music are golden ages, or will be looked upon as such by the only generation that matters at any given time. Not only are all ages in chart pop equal, chart pop never changes, it only appears to change on its surface level.

The emotional appetite that chart pop satisfies is constant. The hunger is forever. What does change is the technology this is always on the march. At some point in the future science will develop a commodity that will satisfy this emotional need in a more efficient way.

For the time being we have our Top Tens and Number Ones and while science marches to the beat that will finally destroy it all, it also comes up with the goods that will satisfy our other endless appetite, that of apparent change.

All records in the Top Ten especially those that get to Number One have far more in common with each other than with whatever genre they have developed from or sprung out of. The Pistols might have been swearing on T. If any of these DJs had any ambitions of following in the paths of Tim Simenon and Mark Moore to the top of the charts they have to acknowledge the fact that what they have learned out there behind their Technics can only provide them with the fashionable icing when it comes to the real action inside the Top Ten and the battle for the Number One slot is on.

They must also follow The Golden Rules. In our lifetime Great Britain has been pretty good at coming up with or reinterpreting a constant flow of entertaining subcults that young people can either lose or find themselves in.

With most of these subcults comes some kind of music. Our cult-hungry media grabs whatever it is and splatters it all over the place. Whatever music makers follow in its wake are bid for by the more desperate sections of the music industry. Once signed, a process will begin in an attempt to transform whatever noise that was made by the ensembles into something that will fit The Golden Rules of chart pop.

The process involves plenty of trial and error and huge sums of never seen cash. So, if one of these ensembles find themselves in the higher regions of the charts and their sights are set on the Top Spot, their fellow subcult members interpret this as the Walls of Jericho finally crumbling, or at the very least, their boys working as moles from the inside. All that in actual fact has happened is, unwittingly or not, the Golden Rules have been adhered to and the nouvelle subcult has attained maximum media exposure.

Although the latest subculture might be useful to give each potential chart record its attitude gloss, it must be remembered that this particular attitude might put as many people off the otherwise perfectly acceptable pop record, as be attracted to it.

Another useful hint when it comes to subcult attitude gloss: it often helps not to be purists. Water it down. Sugar it up. Some of the above Tony James understood. Some he most definitely did not. Pop music is the worst example of this. There are wicked music moguls cynically manipulating the hearts and minds of young teenagers so as to get them to part with their pocket money.

They may as well have never been teenagers. The recording studio is the place where you will record your Number One hit single. There are hundreds of recording studios scattered across the country, from the north of Scotland to deepest Cornwall. Very few are owned by the major record companies.

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These owners are usually very enthusiastic and encouraging types who have a long, broad and deep love of all things musical; often they have been musicians themselves but have decided to knock their days on the road on the head and get into what they hoped would be the more lucrative and stable business of owning a studio. Unfortunately for them, this is usually not the case and they will have to spend the rest of their lives seriously in debt.

The studio owner will often have a very realistic and pragmatic view of the musical business. He will have been through the mill, r idden the rough ride, seen spotty oiks come into his studio hardly able to roll their own and, within what seems a matter of months, become internationally reknowned and respected musicians whose opinions are eagerly sought on anything from the destruction of the site Rain Forests to the continued subsidy of the local bus service, whilst developing an unhealthy appetite for cocaine.

This creates a desperate competition between studios to encourage YOU the client to use them. One outcome of this competition is for the studios to continually get themselves as far into hock as their banks will let them go, enabling them to invest in the latest recording studio hardware. This hardware they hope will act as the bait to get YOU the client to book the studio.

We will go further into the intriguing subject of the recording studio engineer later on in this book. In smaller studios this is often the owner or he has a personal assistant P. In large studios these are usually a breed of highly efficient women whose matriarchal presence can be felt in all areas and at all times. Large studios will have a maintenance engineer. If any malfunction occurs with the studio hardware it is his job to get it working again — fast.

Smaller studios usually have one on call. Although all studios want to attract as much business as possible, they do not want to advertise their presence to local thugs who might fancy breaking in and getting their hands on a few thousand pounds worth of gear.

The simplest classification given to studios is the amount of tracks their tape machines have. This can be either four, eight, sixteen, twenty four, thirty two or forty eight track studios. Four, eight and sixteen track are only used for making demos these days and demos are a thing of the past.

A twenty four track is what you will need for the initial recording, thirty two tracks are still pretty rare. Forty eight tracks are where two twenty four track machines are synchronised together. You might need one of these when it comes to the final mixing stages of your future Number One.

A twenty four track means that your engineer will be working with a multi-track tape recorder that has twenty four separate tracks on which he can have twenty four individual sounds recorded at any one time.

At the mixing stage these twenty four separate sounds will be simultaneously channelled through the mixing desk where all these separate sounds are tampered with and hopefully enhanced before being channelled out again and recorded for posterity by a two track stereo tape machine.

The other common way that recording studios are classified is whether the desk is computer assisted or not.

For the initial recording you will only need a manually operated desk. A computer assisted desk is used when the recording reaches the mixing stage and the engineer is having to juggle with a minimum of twenty four tracks simultaneously. The computer will assist by giving the engineer at least an extra twenty two hands and twenty four perfect memories — an obvious added bonus in these techno days.

SSL Solid State Logic is still the most common computer assisted make of desk and still the only one to insist upon. But all that could change in the fast moving world of studio hardware.

This is where the traditional musician performs. In your case all the action will be taking place in the control room. Many of the more successful studios have expanded their complexes so as to contain more than one studio. The way that recording studios base their rates what they want you to pay them can vary from studio to studio.

If it were only that simple. This is all good news for you. That studio manager will be willing to offer you all sorts of favourable deals just to prevent a day slipping by without the corresponding box on the calendar not having a coloured sticker on it. Deals can be based on:- 1. This will be an obvious one for you.

This is usually the time between when the official client finishes usually 2am and starts again usually 10am.

This would only happen if a client wanted a month or more to record an LP. This is when a client has cancelled studio time at the very last minute and the studio is desperate to sell it off.

Not applicable to you but just for reference. By the time you use the same studio for the third time you should be trying to pull this one. This is when, although you may be working in a studio for ten hours a day, the studio cannot sell off the remaining fourteen hours as down time to another client.

Most lock out deals are based on them being the equivalent of twelve hours. So, if you were to work for a sixteen hour stretch you would be getting yourself four free hours. The more expensive the hourly rate a studio charges the better equipped and flash it will be. Expensive studios are for major record companies to put their major or would-be major artists in, where they can spend as long as it takes to make their internationally-sounding master work, while the decor and amenities of the place neither challenges their ego or standing in the market place.

What you want is the moderately priced studio whose gear is intact and where all concerned are as hungry and enthusiastic as you are to prove that they can do it.

Although a Number One single cannot sound like an indie trash record, they do not have to sound like they have cost a million to make, unlike a Number One LP. It should be apparent from the way they list themselves whether they are twenty four track or not. If by chance there are none in your area, get straight down to the local reference library where they will have Yellow Pages covering the whole country.

Check the neighbouring regions for studios and get some names down in your note book. If the studio you end up using is further than you can travel to on a daily basis, this will be no problem; all studios are only too willing to organise accommodation as part of the over all deal. Before you start dialling make a few notes:- 1.

Ensure it includes fees for the best available engineer.

Be aware that you will also be charged for the tape you use and extra gear that is hired in specially for your session. Remember to get the rates for these. Ask for the studio manager. Just remember, the studio manager is going to be out to impress YOU the potential client.

Give him your name and the company you are from and with the information we have already given you start doing your first deal. First checking to see they have the facilities you require, the studio will then try to flog you down time or odd days here and there. Hold firm.

You have got to have five clear consecutive days and you want to start the following Monday with their best in-house engineer. If they have not got, or are unable to shift any of their other clients to fit you in, tell them you will have to look elsewhere.

It might be worth having a bit of a chat with him about what other clients they have had in lately. Ask if they have had any hits come out of the studio, that sort of thing. Then call the next studio on your list and repeat the process.

Once you have got through your list of studios in your local ish area go and put the kettle on, take a leak and make yourself a cup of tea coffee if you have to as the next move you have to make has no simple ABC answer.

Between you sipping this cup of tea and getting to Number One you are going to be involved with a lot of people along the way and from all these people you can learn a lot. Whether they are just a tea boy or an international super star you bump into down at TV. Centre while doing Top of the Pops, everybody involved in this music game has some sort of insight or angle on it all.

Listen to what they all have to say but take nothing as gospel; you are going to have to start building up your own picture of how it all moves. When you do meet people that have had some sort of success it will be natural for you to feel impressed and give a lot more credence to what they have to say, rather than to what the tea boy says.

Just remember that they in reality will have very little genuine idea of how they arrived at their success or what they should be doing next in their career to prevent it from crashing to the ground.

Under what might seem their confident exterior will be lurking a severe paranoia that they will be found out for what they are, a charlatan with a series of lucky breaks.

With all these people you meet you must make them feel involved and that you respect their opinion and help. Everybody likes to feel part of a success and you must let them feel that.

In doing this we are not trying to encourage you into becoming an obsequious slimey toad, but to make you aware that the enthusiasm and goodwill of all these people is vital to the success of your project. They deserve your respect. At times you will be told things, given advice that goes against the grain of the way you have already been thinking.

Let it simmer for a bit and then go with your now more balanced gut reaction. Only YOU can make each decision along the way. If something goes wrong remember you are the only one who is ultimately responsible. When you have drunk your tea and had a look out the window just to check the world is still there you are going to have to decide which of the possible studios you are going to commit to. That decision should not just be based on the studio that can offer you the five consecutive days the earliest and at the best rate.

The one that sounds understanding. The one that you feel could be on YOUR side. Then make your telephone call and confirm your booking. Viewed from a certain angle the man is a genius. Find that angle and view. He is the most popular DJ in the country. He has been the heartbeat of the British psyche since This above paragraph is not an attempt at obvious irony, it is for real.

There will be a group name that will be the obvious one for you. Nothing too long winded or desperately clever, but at the same time one that is just right for the times we live in.

There will be points in the forthcoming months when you might not have the change in your pockets to get the bus into town at the same time as you are talking to people on the telephone in terms of tens of thousands of pounds. Some of the following might seem contradictory but in matters of money they often are. We spoke earlier of how being on the dole gives you a clearer vision of how society works. After you spend any time on the dole you either resign yourself to the economic level your life is at and cope — or things start to slide.

The rent gets into the arrears. The electricity goes unpaid. The gas board threatens to cut you off. When this starts happening a paranoia begins creeping in telling you modern society is geared to working against the individual and YOU in particular. The late eighties reaction to this is invariably to realise that the only way out is for you to become suddenly very rich and none of this will matter any more.

You will start to fantasise about becoming very wealthy and how very shortly it will happen to you. You only have to make the smart move, find the right key, make the right contact, be discovered for what you are. Your fantasy will be fuelled by everything. Nobody wins the pools. There is no such thing as a fast buck. Nobody gets rich quick. El Dorado will never be found.

Wealth is a slow build, an attitude to life. Secondly they will be encouraged — even pressurised — into adopting life-styles that will eat through whatever is left of the vast sums that have been quoted at us in no time at all. Unless they are able to sustain or repeat at regular intervals their quoted financial luck they will soon be back to a no money situation. Money, as often quoted, is not the root of all evil. We do know WHAT the root of all evil is. That is to be explained in one of our future manuals and if we were to tell you the answer now you would not bother trying to have a Number One.

We do not expect this chapter on money to have fulfilled in any direct, practical way in making the Number One slot but it might have helped dispel any illusions you might have had. If future historians were to base their research on what young Britain was like in the late eighties solely on the substance of bank adverts, you would definitely be rated as the most despicable types since we were kicked out of the Garden.

So please, if you do take any notice of the bank and money ads — forget it. That said, we are afraid you are going to need a bank account and the better the relationship you can develop with your bank the easier things will be. Our relationships with banks have always been fraught with difficulties. Banks are in the business of making money by lending it. The more they lend the more they make. They want us, the punter, to become addicted for life to the false sense of security it gives us.

Banks will go to extremes thinking up new and ingenious ways of getting us to borrow money from them. They would always prefer to lend more money so as to help pay off the interest on the earlier loans. They have only done this, not because they like being nicer, but to seduce you into coming in and borrowing more money. If for some reason you already have some property or have a family who are foolish enough to indulge your wilder whims and provide you with collateral you will be at a disadvantage.

So it is best to go in there skint and with no securities. Of course there is no point in asking to borrow any money. Would you let them have the money? If this lad were to start brandishing a copy of this publication by The Timelords, you would advise him that he had been had and should get a refund on the book instantly before going out to look for an available vacancy on a youth training scheme.

As we said in the introductory chapter having no money sharpens the wits. Forces you never to make the wrong decision. There is no safety net to catch you when you fall. If you already have an account with a bank make the appointment with the manger or his assistant.

Open a current account and make that appointment. The appointment should be for some time that week. Just tell them you are setting up a small, independent record label — no big plans yet, just aiming to put out the one single and see how it goes. Tell him there will be a couple of times when you will have to issue cheques before others have come in.

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